Here are three detailed stories of bladder failures, near-misses, and the inevitable wet patches that follow.
If you ask any mother about the greatest enemy of the female bladder, they will answer in unison: funny+pee+stories
To wrap up this article, we've collected some of the funniest pee stories from around the web. From a man who peed on a scarecrow to a woman who peed her pants on a rollercoaster, these stories are sure to make you laugh. Here are three detailed stories of bladder failures,
poked fun at how women often go to the bathroom in groups , jokingly asking why they need "support" for the process. poked fun at how women often go to
"You have reached your destination. Relieve yourself in 3... 2... 1..." The frantic dance: That specific "keys-in-hand" shuffle we all know too well. The betrayal:
One brave soul on Twitter described a scenario at a urinal in a crowded movie theater. He had been holding it through the entire runtime of Avatar 2 (which is basically a torture method). When he finally reached the porcelain, the relief was so intense that his entire body spasmed.