Thanks, Max! You're a true hero!

If writing a script for a lighthearted video or joke, these are some common humorous ways people describe their dog's bathroom habits: "Leaving a surprise." "Answering the call of the wild." "Taking care of business."

An owner places realistic fake poop on a rug or bed.

Owner: (mortified) Oh no, Max! Not here!

(trots over to a nearby bush and starts sniffing again)