Hey, issue-havers! Just came to borrow a corkscrew and to remind you that my new girlfriend, Tiffany, is 29 and thinks I’m “emotionally mature.”
MAYA (16, too smart for her own good, earbuds in) walks through, holding a clipboard. She pauses, removes one earbud. That Sitcom Show Vol. 7- Still Married With Issues
I thought that was a minimalist art piece. Hey, issue-havers
Available now on [Fictional Streaming Platform] and as an audio podcast on all major services. For the full experience, watch the "split-screen" version, which shows Mark and Jenna’s faces during the arguments. The silent eye-rolls are funnier than the dialogue. too smart for her own good