So no, I’m not deleting it. I’m moving it into a folder called Because nothing that taught you what not to do is truly useless.
When opened, "Useless.avi" reveals a surprise: the file is empty. There is no video or audio content, no metadata, and no hidden messages. It's as if the file was created and then abandoned, left to exist in a state of digital purgatory.
: The Masked Man appears and releases a starving, hairless chimpanzee (often described as being shaven and painted red) into the room.
I didn’t remember rendering it. I didn’t remember naming something that way — even as a joke. 47 megabytes of self-doubt, double-clicked into existence.
So no, I’m not deleting it. I’m moving it into a folder called Because nothing that taught you what not to do is truly useless.
When opened, "Useless.avi" reveals a surprise: the file is empty. There is no video or audio content, no metadata, and no hidden messages. It's as if the file was created and then abandoned, left to exist in a state of digital purgatory.
: The Masked Man appears and releases a starving, hairless chimpanzee (often described as being shaven and painted red) into the room.
I didn’t remember rendering it. I didn’t remember naming something that way — even as a joke. 47 megabytes of self-doubt, double-clicked into existence.
